So i'm making spaghetti for supper, and the water starts boiling over, so I'm trying to turn down the heat without getting too much spray on my arms. Which isn't working so much. And I think to myself “Ow, dammit! Splash damage from the stove!”
Yeah… using gaming terminology in every day life is probably a good sign that you're crazy or something. Or at least a huge nerd.
So what's the geekiest thing you've ever said out of the usual geek context?

That which does not kill us makes us lose sanity points.

I don't think the splash damage quote tops your quote when you fell UP the stairs and said, “CRAP! I botched my dex roll!”

I don't know the geekiest thing I've ever said. You guys probably do, though.