A Clan is Us

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Part II

Mission Statement

We are a clan. We do clanish things; like share our meat and clown pieces. Also, we follow in the tradition of the original "A Clan is Us." Sometimes we quest and drink booze. Yay.

Clan Benefits

  • Sometimes we share items or buff other members
  • We have a Tanning Bed in the clan rumpus room, to train moxie.
  • You can collect free meat from our meat tree and meat bush daily--granting ~1000 and ~500 meat, disrespectfully.
  • Our Girls of Loathing calendar and Self-Help Books will provide you with more adventures everyday (and stick figure pr0n).
  • We have a soda machine. Get hooked on our caffeinated beverages.
  • You will be in good company*
  • We have dungeons. Two of them. Join us on our quest to slaughter the kingdom's homeless... My god, do we really do that? We must be horrible people.

*What qualifies as "good" is highly subjective, and no legal claim has been made explicit or implied as to the goodness of our actual company.

Member Ranks

  • Uber Member -- This is the top rank because it has the word "uber" in it
  • Wondrous Member -- This rank is the second highest, and is filled with wonder
  • Engorged Member -- This rank is funny because it is a penis reference
  • Normal Member -- Despite the title implying otherwise, we don't actually have any of these.

Members

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BCJonesey (Ben)

Sexiest pastamancer EVER. A founding member of the original clan, he left for a mystical vermicelli journey of self discovery. While away he trained in the rare arts of both Udon and Ramen, but remains true to his manacotti roots.

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Cydakk (Thorin)

Cydakk is the illustrious clan leader. He is a sauceror of surprising skill and aptitude for sauce. I am told that his favorite food is the spooky mushroom and his favorite booze is the Ram's Face Lager. He likes long walks on the beach and meat-farming the Icy Peak.

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Deloan (A Mule)

Poor Deloan. He spends his days tanning and buffing people, and they always overlook him. In fact, it was him who supplied the Mr. Accessory for the clan dungeon, and Cydakk claimed all the credit for it. He even tried to escape this mortal coil once, and ended up reborn as a lowly turtle tamer. Sometimes he just curls up in the corner of the clan's rumpus room and cries.

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Felnorg (David)

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Findora (Tamara)

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HoratioSans (Jesse)

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Houdini8th (Scott)

Yet ANOTHER Disco Bandit! Earning his name from the classiest of maneuvers, his is a bandit of the highest caliber. Unstoppable with his sucker Ben by his side, he roams the Kingdom dispatching creeps and lovin' the ladies.

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Indianreaper (Ari)

Poodlebug's baby brother. By his side fights a mosquito familiar named Babyreaper. Even the seasons fear this 'Reaper, and so will you.

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Kardoram (Matthew)

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Landicine (Micah)

Once there was a tiny Disco Bandit that dreamed of funk-slinging drinks like the great barkeeps and tavern wenches of old. All it would take is 100 drink recipes and getting beaten up a lot underwater...and maybe later growing some shrooms.

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Long John Coldfront (A Pirate?)

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Melech (Brian)

Melech is a Disco Bandit. He is a master of the fine arts of cocktail creation, capable of mixing up the very girliest of drinks. Had he known this list was alphabetical, he would have introduced himself as Aelech. His hobbies include getting drunk, and falling asleep in the clan's tanning bed. He is the creator of Melech's Helpful Guides.

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Poodlebug (Adina)

Poodblebug is an obnoxious little Disco Bandit with a chipper blood faced volleyball named "Skippy". Her membership in the clan dates back to the Days of Bert Bert, the legendary creator and leader of the A Clan is Us Clan. Poodlebug remains steadfastly loyal to him and only him.
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